About Ted Vernon

Ted Vernon has established worldwide recognition as an actor, writer and executive producer since he played the title role in his own screenplay of Hammerhead Jones, which was released worldwide and still frequents HBO. Ted was the executive producer of the Major Motion picture of John Carpenter's Village of the Damned with Universal Films starring Christopher Reeve, Kristy Alley and Linda Kozlowski.Vernons credits as Star actor/executive producer are in the all time cult famous film Scarecrows as Lead Role of Corbin, Mercenary. As an actor, Vernon filmed South Beach acting with Peter Fonda, Gary Busey, Fred Williamson; Silent Hunter with Fred Williamson and Miles Okeefe; The Unholy with Ben Cross and Trevor Howard; The Victims, Played Arnold Cutter Real Estate Mogul and Tough Guy; Deadly Rivals acting with Andrew Stevens and Margot Hemmingway; Played Kojak for Kojak Series Commercials on Channel 4 WTVJ; Starred in Commercial for Arequipena Beer; Vernon recently appeared in the popular teen series "S Club Seven," as the hilarious Body Guard wearing a dress. (Ted still insists he had the best legs in the group!)

Vernon's most recent adventure is that of an executive producer of a new horror film shot in South Florida called Angel of Death and will be released shortly on DVD.In addition, Vernon has done numerous music videos including "My Blue Angel" with Aaron Tippin; Miami High Boy Music video with Don Johnson and Andrew Hugger and has had his own Rock and Roll Music Band for many years as lead singer of Ted Vernon and the Bulldogs, The Chromatics and The Autotones.Vernons Lifestyle was documented in the series Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

Recently the Univision station prepared for an upcoming feature on Ted's home in the next few weeks: show is titled "control" and is a wild and crazy stomp through Ted's unusual home.

Vernon's 35 year knowledge of the car business was documented in a new book called Collecting Cars For Fun and Profit and can be purchased by clicking this link.Theatrical Performances include: Twice The King and I as the King; Twice in Annie as Oliver Warbucks; Best Little Whorehouse in Texas as C.J. Scruggs;.Miami knows Vernon for his Professional Boxing Days with a Record of 21:1 and as a Professional Wrestler, Stock Car, Stunt and Demolition Derby Driver.Recent Ventures include two films by Accord Productions; Special Angelz directed by Aiden Dillard Starring Ted Vernon; opening night all is invited to Tower Theatre, Little Havana 1508 SW 8th St., Miami 33135 or www.aidendillard.com December 27th 2008 at 9 PM.Still in editing stages is "Death Print" starring Ted Vernon, produced by Aiden Dillard with Accord Productions. Updates will be posted shortly. Details also www.aidendillard.com

Ted Vernons Recent Projects:

Review: Death Print Movie Premiere and Afterparty, August 8





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Email: info@tedvernon.com


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Tuesday: 10 a.m. - 7 p.m.
Wednesday: 10 a.m. - 7 p.m.
Thursday: 10 a.m. - 7 p.m.
Friday: 10 a.m. - 7 p.m.
Saturday: 10 a.m. - 7 p.m.
Sunday: CLOSED


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8301 NW 7th Ave
Miami, FL 33150

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  1. Death Print (2009) .... Heavy
  2. Special Angelz (2008) (V) .... Ted
  3. "Driven" .... Chaco (1 episode)
    ... aka "Tom Holland's Driven" (USA: complete title)
        - Episode #1.1 (????) TV episode .... Chaco

  4. "Miami 7" (1 episode, 1999)
    ... aka "S Club 7 in Miami" (USA)
        - Alien Hunter (1999) TV episode
  5. Silent Hunter (1995) .... Lloyd Mason
  6. South Beach (1993) .... Thug B
    ... aka Night Caller (UK: video title)
  7. Deadly Rivals (1993) .... Vinnie
  8. Extralarge: Black and White (1991) (TV) .... Receiver
    ... aka Detective Extralarge: Black and White (Italy)
    ... aka Zwei Supertypen in Miami - Die Schne mit dem kleinen Tick (Germany)

  9. Scarecrows (1988) .... Corbin
  10. Hammerhead Jones (1987) .... Hammerhead Jones
  11. The Victims () ....


  1. Death Print (2009) (executive producer)

  2. Village of the Damned (1995) (executive producer)
    ... aka John Carpenter's Village of the Damned (USA: complete title)

  3. Scarecrows (1988) (executive producer)
  4. Hammerhead Jones (1987) (executive producer)

 Biography for Ted Vernon




5' 8" (1.73 m)

Mini Biography

Ted "Wolfman" Vernon is one of South Florida's most colorful personalities. The Wolfman is a man of many hats, among them: successful auto-dealer (The Ted "Wolfman" Vernon Specialty Autos Inc. Collection), movie actor, film producer, and professional prizefighter. Vernon achieved local fame when he decided to embark on an amateur boxing career in his late 20s; strange indeed because a Miami Herald Newspaper article on his fistic career stated that he was a millionire and surely didn't need to box. But box he did, and later turned professional. As a matter of fact, the Wolfman was racking up a number of first round knockouts when he himself was bombed out in one by Kent Baker at the Miami Beach Convention Center. After KO'ing a fighter named Rayo in 17 seconds, Vernon retired from the ring with a pro record of 21-1, with 18 knockouts. He went on to act and produce a number of South Florida films, and remains one of the more "colorful" personalities in the history of Miami-Dade County sports, entertainment, and business worlds.

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Aiden Dillard's Death Print Movie Premiere
The Colony Theater, Miami Beach
Afterparty at the Vagabond, Miami
Saturday, August 7, 2009

Better Than: Whatever the leathery South Beach cliches at Segafredo next door were up to after they were done laughing and pointing at the amassed premiere crowd.

The Review:

A few minutes into the premiere this past Saturday night of Death Print, the latest full-length feature from local left-field director Aiden Dillard, the movie's overall theme became clear. Sure, there was a plot about the bloody battle between a rogue Cuban communist operative and a vengeful vigilante art dealer, but what we were watching was PS14: The Movie.

If terrorists had dropped a bomb on the screening, the downtown Miami bar and its spiritual-sister establishments would have suddenly lost a large chunk of their patrons, promoters, and entertainers. Forget yelling "fire" in this crowded theater, a call of "open bar" would likely have caused more of a serious stampede.

In his introductory speech, Dillard, shorn of his old mullet and clad in a dapper pastel suit, described his film as a a "tongue-in-cheek homage to the '80s Death Wish series starring Charles Bronson." That's sort of true, although Death Print is actually 10 times less gory than those films, and 10 times more semiotically tangled.

Dillard's great triumph here is perhaps not so much in his plot, but in assembling a thinly veiled fictional movie yearbook of the latest class of local art, music, and entertainment personalities. People like the mammoth Dania Beach indie pro wrestler Maximum Capacity, the scavenging vintage-detritus-obsessed artist Clifton Childree, the flawlessly hour-glassed fetish queen RubberDoll.... They and their Death Print costars were already characters just waiting for a movie. As such, Dillard largely just let their freak flags fly, casting most of them as themselves, proper names and all. Click here for a full list of them, as there are too many to mention; major set locations included White Room, Sweat Records, and, of course, PS14.

The plot? Oh, here it is, as best as I understood and can summarize. The movie's main star is local car dealer/boxer/director/actor Ted Vernon, who plays an art dealer named, well, Ted Vernon. At an opening one night at his art gallery, a rowdy fellow in Communist garb named Arthur Basel (get it?) spots a rococo painting in the show and goes ballistic. (He's played by Nassie Shahoulian, a.k.a. promoter Notorious Nastie.)

Turns out, although everyone in town thinks he's just an artist playing at communism for shock value, he really is one, and his father died in Cuba protecting this painting. (Fidel took it from Batista and gave it to the elder Basel, for reasons that escaped me). In retaliation, Art poses as a fetish photographer charged with shooting the cover of Otto von Schirach's new album, Sniff the Handbag. Ted Vernon's daughter, Ursula (Jillian Mayer), apparently is an aspiring fetish model; when she shows up for her test shot, Basel stabs her. Vernon finds the body in his gallery, and enlists some unlikely detectives for help: Maximum Capacity and RubberDoll.

The rest of the movie is an acid-soaked cat-and-mouse game between Vernon and Basel, as each tries to reclaim the painting. Eventually RubberDoll is dispatched to infiltrate Basel's inner circle and pose with von Schirach.

Local artists the TM Sisters, as themselves, also star, mostly just being their cute selves and heading up a sub-plot in which they, too, try to find the painting. To get it, though, they must solve a bizarro scavenger hunt arranged by "Uncanny Clifton" (Childree). This part involves synchronized swimming saltwater vampires, and a Sweat-set scene in which Oly Vargas plays vinyl records backwards with her finger, singing the results and finding a godly message hidden in Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice."

...Yeah. Don't worry, at the end, after some shoot-outs around some hot cars from Vernon's real-life collection, Basel is vanquished, the good guys prevail, and the TM Sisters ostensibly get to sell Vernon a bunch of their work as thanks for their help. And, to Dillard's credit, Death Print is his most -- well, if not accessible, per se, comprehensible work to date.

He has semi-famously released a couple films through notorious schlock house Troma, and as such, those featured over-the-top, zero-budget gore and twisted smut. Although there are a few spilling intestines in it, Death Print is surprisingly low on blood, and although RubberDoll's cleavage simply cannot be contained, she stays pretty much clothed, in a series of jaw-dropping couture latex ensembles. One can only imagine the vast amounts of patience, and perhaps talcum powder, employed in each of her costume changes.

A few other random conclusions drawn from this film: First, Ted Vernon is a very, very lucky man. He's rich, gets to do pretty much whatever the fuck he wants, has a hot wife who's a good enough sport to also appear in his movies, and can act the sensitive, reluctant tough with spicy aplomb.

Second, watching Jose El Rey get killed on screen, even though he's just a character, is strangely sad. I even heard a few Awwws around me.

Third, the TM Sisters are our scene's true renaissance women. Apparently they can make cutting-edge multimedia art, swim synchronized, and competitively quad-skate, all without mussing their meticulously applied eyeshadow. Rad.

Finally, Notorious Nastie is, surprisingly, a very gifted comedic actor. Sure, as Art Basel in Death Print he plays a character pretty much like himself: a gruff-voiced prankster who gets off on being a provocative contrarian. There is even a cinematic appearance by the dummy he uses in his occasional shitty-on-purpose ventriloquist act. Still, his line deliveries were probably the most natural of all of the cast, and his facial muscles have a delightfully elastic quality. He can pass quickly from boiling outrage to scheming deviance to supercilious charm with the inflation of cheeks and the raising of eyebrows. His sense of comic timing, too, is uncanny.

Death Print clocks in at a snappy hour and a half, give or take, and zips along with black comedy that is mostly intended. Much of the fun of the movie comes in picking out faces from along the Biscayne Corridor and watching them act with varying degrees of success, or in recognizing just where they are delivering their lines. You pretty much have to be from Miami to "get" all of this, but, hey, forget everybody else -- we exist in our own parallel universe anyways.

That was certainly clear at the afterparty, in the appropriately weirdo-filled setting of the Vagabond's weekly Back Door Bamby party. Newly minted movie star Otto von Schirach took over the club's inside stage for a full set around 1 a.m. and got the place jumping with his outer-space bass.

Artists, fetishists, hipsters, gym queens, club trash -- all bumped joyfully to Schirach faves like "Dance Like a Ho," and especially Miami Bass Warriors tunes "Bro That Chick's a Baser" and "Going Back to Calle Ocho," supplemented live by Jose El Rey and Debbie D. If music makes the world go 'round, Shirach and his cohorts are keeping their special, pan-subculture microcosm spinning wildly, gleefully on its off-kilter axis.

Critic's Notebook

Personal Bias: Who hasn't abused substances, eaten ice cream with, or worked with, for, or against somebody in this movie? This is artsy incest city, bro.

Random Detail: Great RubberDoll line, said to Ten Vernon to reassure him of her undercover detective skills: "You'd be surprised how many killers have fallen victim to my latex dresses."

By The Way: You can read the stars' full bios, check out several promo clips, and loko for upcoming screening info at watchdeathprint.com.